During that memorable month I basked in the happiness of being for once in my life drifting with the tide of a great popular movement. Everybody was going to Europe -- I, too, was going to Europe. Everybody was going to the famous Paris Exposition -- I, too, was going to the Paris Exposition. The steamship lines were carrying Americans out of the various ports of the country at the rate of four or five thousand a week in the aggregate. If I met a dozen individuals during that month who were not going to Europe shortly, I have no distinct remembrance of it now. I walked about the city a good deal with a young Mr. Blucher, who was booked for the excursion. He was confiding, good-natured, unsophisticated, companionable; but he was not a man to set the river on fire. He had the most extraordinary notions about this European exodus and came at last to consider the whole nation as packing up for emigration to France. We stepped into a store on Broadway one day, where he bought a handkerchief, and when the man could not make change, Mr. B. said: "Never mind, I'll hand it to you in Paris."
"But I am not going to Paris."
"How is -- what did I understand you to say?"
"I said I am not going to Paris."
"Not going to
Paris! Not g -- well, then, where in the nation
are you going to?"
"Nowhere at all."
"Not anywhere whatsoever? -- not any place on earth but this?"